Today's Lesson: don't get shot.

I was about to walk up my stoop when about 200 ft. away someone was shot. I heard gunshots and then, decided I would quickly make my way indoors.

Because, I can only assume being shot is not fun.

here's an artist's rendering of my reaction:

Because I have nothing better to post...

Hi, I'm an idiot.

And, I'm ok with it.