'HAPPY V DAY!'

In the past few months I've received a text message from some unknown number wishing me a Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas and New year, respectively.

On New Years' when all this well wishing became too much to not inquire, I replied. After a series of texts, I find out that it's a man who refers to himself as Uncle Bubba, and thinks I am his niece. I inform him there is no way and that he has the wrong number.

Glad we could clear this up...

I wake up today to a another text from Uncle Bubba: "HAPPY V DAY!"

I give up. I suppose being wished a happy holiday isn't so bad, even if no one in my family cares... I know that atleast Uncle Bubba will always be wishing me a happy one. All of them.


Happy Valentine's Day, Uncle Bubba.

(even though i think it's a stupid holiday)