Apologies

It happens about every 5 years, but if for some reason I am mad at you, here's how to fix it:

Step 1. Apologize.
This will usually work, and all will be well. Especially if pastries are involved. No further attempts required, but if that doesn't work continue on.

Step 2. Retribution.
If you need to continue on, then you must've killed a loved one. Thats hard to return from. Good luck in jail, dumbass.

Step 3. Acceptance.
Make new friends.